It’s Fun to Stay at the…

I’ve been dragging my heels through a million excuses for a very long time about joining the YMCA so I can swim laps year round.

Today, I finally sucked it up; I went in to finish the registration paperwork that I’d started a while ago. I hobbled up to the registration desk and explained that I had half completed membership paperwork on file.

The lady at the desk asked, “Are you part of a family plan?”

“Nope, just me,” I said.

She squinted and paused and said, “uhhm… can I ask your age?”

I told her. After a longer, squintier pause she said, “Oh. Hm. You look *much* younger. I thought you were asking to join the ‘young adult’ program.”

I smiled and said, “No, I just need the regular, middle-aged adult program.”

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