I was almost killed today by a Welsh corgi.
I was riding my bike around my parents’ neighborhood. Some jerk had three (3!) smallish dogs without leashes, one being the aforementioned welsh corgi.
I was really cruising because I’m trying to beat my time on that particular segment.
I saw the situation ahead and knew it was dubious. I slowed down, looked at the corgi and accidentally made eye contact.
I was wearing sunglasses so I don’t know how the dog knew we locked eyes.
The corgi attacked, lunging at my CRPS foot.
My main concern was not crashing as I barked a loud “NO!” at the dog. It stopped the attack as I stopped my bike, and my foot may or may not have made the tiniest bit of contact with some part of the beast.
I yelled at the guy that he needed to have his dogs on leashes, that his dumb dog and I could have been seriously injured because of his laziness and stupidity. [Please insert as many F-bombs into the story as you feel I would have deemed necessary…]
Then he yelled at the dog, “Bosco! What the hell were you thinking?”
I said, “He was thinking he didn’t have a leash and it would be fun to attack a cyclist.” [insert more profanities- Yosemite Sam style- here…]
I started to roll away and another one of the dogs started coming toward me, more slowly than Bosco.
I said to the guy, “You got another one over here. You might want to get control over all of this.”
As if making an excuse for the dog he said, “He is blind.”
I said, “Well, there’s a *brilliant* idea. A blind dog wandering around outside without a leash.”
He said, “You have a valid point.”
I didn’t stick around to find out if he was being sarcastic.